STOP THIEF! Take Mine, Get Stunned.

Sorry, it’s gonna get sad for a second here.

A couple of weeks ago, my bike was stolen in broad daylight.

If it’s never happened to you, let me just tell you, it $*&^ing sucks.

It was parked outside while I was at work.  After a particularly long day, I walked out onto the street relieved to be finished work, looked at the space my bike should’ve been and my stomach just dropped.

For a second, I thought I made a mistake and that I had it parked somewhere else.

After helplessly looking around for several minutes, it was painfully clear that my beloved bike was gone.

And then the ultimate indignity of having to find another way home.

I’m still super pissed about it, to be honest with you.

So, imagine how stoked I was to see this on YouTube:

Don’t know how legal it’d be, but I know I’d be pumped to lay this down on the moron who took my bike.

After the original video was posted on October, 2015, CalChaos posted a more recent Part Two.

This isn’t the revenge I’ll be getting… for me, I’ll still be counting on karma!